A couple of weeks ago, I was in a chatroom. Okay, that alone isn’t worthy of note, but this was a tea chatroom. And for some reason – some awesome reason! – the concept of “tea drunk” popped up in mid-conversation. It’s a phrase that gets bandied around a lot in the community. Mostly for comedic effect, and all of us know it really is a thing.
Think actual drunkenness but without “most” of the weaknesses associated with it.
In the middle of this chat, I began to wonder how tea drunkenness and actual drunkenness would compare and contrast. And also, how best to illustrate that dichotomy. Truth was . . . I couldn’t.
I needed an artist, and I only knew of one “fit” for the job.
Yes, my cousin – Jason Norman – art-fu master extraordinaire. I hadn’t seen the li’l doofus in almost a year, and this provided ample opportunity to play catch-up. Brainstorming was just icing on the cake.
Last week, we got together at Good Coffee – a nifty li’l Portland spot in the middle of Southeast. My cousin ordered their House Blend. I settled on their Song Tea Golden Needle, a brand I’d recently been converted to.
Over the course of two hours and several steeps, we came up with something. Over the course of a weekend, my cousin brought our ideas to glorious fruition. Behold . . .
For more of Jason Norman’s artwork and hilarity, you can follow him on Twitter HERE.
Chris Giddings
This is beautiful! And quite accurate from my recollection of the periods of non-tea inebriated states.
lazyliteratus
Quite accurate, as I’d know as well.
Rosanne Muncy
This is great!
lazyliteratus
Thanks!
Melissa
HAHA.
lazyliteratus
🙂
Xavier
Now I get it 😛
Margo Hutchinson
You cannot get a DUI from Tea! 🙂
lazyliteratus
And I’ve tried.
Cwyn
The peeing on the wall is funny.
lazyliteratus
And true . . . as we both know.
Mary
Sounds like I need more tea in my life. 😉
lazyliteratus
The tasting notes for wine do apply.
Catherine
This made me laugh! Especially the aftertaste illustration.
lazyliteratus
He took the pictures right outta my brain.
Marlynn
Ha! This is so great! You are both very talented 🙂
lazyliteratus
Much appreciated.
Marilyn
Fun!
lazyliteratus
Thanks!
Raz
This is funny and real!
lazyliteratus
Totally real!
Sam Lin
Super cool. This reminds me of visiting a tea fair trying all kinds of teas and ended up tea drunk at the end of the day. I am looking forward to more funny tea art from Jason 🙂
lazyliteratus
I’ll see what I can do about that.
Jen
Awesome. Just awesome.
lazyliteratus
You’re awesome for reading.
Erin
Haha!!! I definitely have felt the tea buzz on occasion since I don’t drink coffee or consume that much caffeine but like the cartoon portrayed, it’s much more pleasant than being alcohol drunk!
lazyliteratus
WAY more pleasant.
Erna
Fascinating, very nice sharing.