Tea Drunk Vs. Actual Drunk

A couple of weeks ago, I was in a chatroom. Okay, that alone isn’t worthy of note, but this was a tea chatroom. And for some reason – some awesome reason! – the concept of “tea drunk” popped up in mid-conversation. It’s a phrase that gets bandied around a lot in the community. Mostly for comedic effect, and all of us know it really is a thing.

Think actual drunkenness but without “most” of the weaknesses associated with it.

Art by Jason Norman; Concept by Me.
Art by Jason Norman; Concept by Me.

In the middle of this chat, I began to wonder how tea drunkenness and actual drunkenness would compare and contrast. And also, how best to illustrate that dichotomy. Truth was . . . I couldn’t.

I needed an artist, and I only knew of one “fit” for the job.

Self-Portrait by Jason Norman
Self-Portrait by Jason Norman

Yes, my cousin – Jason Norman – art-fu master extraordinaire. I hadn’t seen the li’l doofus in almost a year, and this provided ample opportunity to play catch-up. Brainstorming was just icing on the cake.

Last week, we got together at Good Coffee – a nifty li’l Portland spot in the middle of Southeast. My cousin ordered their House Blend. I settled on their Song Tea Golden Needle, a brand I’d recently been converted to.

Golden Needle Tea

Over the course of two hours and several steeps, we came up with something. Over the course of a weekend, my cousin brought our ideas to glorious fruition. Behold . . .

Art by Jason Norman; Concept by Me.
Art by Jason Norman; Concept by Me.

For more of Jason Norman’s artwork and hilarity, you can follow him on Twitter HERE.


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29 responses to “Tea Drunk Vs. Actual Drunk”

  1. Chris Giddings Avatar

    This is beautiful! And quite accurate from my recollection of the periods of non-tea inebriated states.

    1. lazyliteratus Avatar

      Quite accurate, as I’d know as well.

  2. Xavier Avatar

    Now I get it 😛

  3. Margo Hutchinson Avatar
    Margo Hutchinson

    You cannot get a DUI from Tea! 🙂

  4. Cwyn Avatar
    Cwyn

    The peeing on the wall is funny.

    1. lazyliteratus Avatar

      And true . . . as we both know.

  5. Mary Avatar

    Sounds like I need more tea in my life. 😉

    1. lazyliteratus Avatar

      The tasting notes for wine do apply.

  6. Catherine Avatar

    This made me laugh! Especially the aftertaste illustration.

    1. lazyliteratus Avatar

      He took the pictures right outta my brain.

  7. Marlynn Avatar

    Ha! This is so great! You are both very talented 🙂

  8. Raz Avatar

    This is funny and real!

  9. Sam Lin Avatar

    Super cool. This reminds me of visiting a tea fair trying all kinds of teas and ended up tea drunk at the end of the day. I am looking forward to more funny tea art from Jason 🙂

    1. lazyliteratus Avatar

      I’ll see what I can do about that.

  10. Jen Avatar

    Awesome. Just awesome.

    1. lazyliteratus Avatar

      You’re awesome for reading.

  11. Erin Avatar

    Haha!!! I definitely have felt the tea buzz on occasion since I don’t drink coffee or consume that much caffeine but like the cartoon portrayed, it’s much more pleasant than being alcohol drunk!

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  13. Erna Avatar

    Fascinating, very nice sharing.

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